at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
"average person owns 1 jeanjacket" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person owns 0 jeanjackets. Sebastian Stan, who lives in cave & owns over 10,000 jeanjackets, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I pierced my lips and she thinks I’m cool.
You go from “Fuck me” to “Hug me” in the space of seconds.
That is not cool Luke no.
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"